Euphonism - The Vocal Band

Joe Kang

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Joe is a card carrying member of BALLS Male Modeling Agency. His look, "Dragonfly", has been called the stylistic hybrid of former members, Derek Zoolander and Hansel. His career has taken him to exotic locales such as Bentonville, AR and Buffalo, NY. His face has graced the covers of numerous national magazines such as TIMEx, The New Gawker, Vague, GQt, Rolling Stoned, and Vanity Hair. In the off season, he likes to spend his time playing extreme sports such as table tennis and badminton.

His lifetime achievements include:
The Nobel Peace prize for proposing sleeping in and siestas to improve foregin relations between warring factions.
The Pulitzer Prize in musical composition for his arrangement of the chart topping hit, "The Best Song Ever Written"
The gold medal at the 2008 Summer Olympics in the Men's gymnastic individual event, "Sleeping on the Pommel Horse"
World Champion of Harmonix and EA's Rock Band competition, solo guitar at the Expert Level, 2008

Joe joined Euphonism as one of its original members and likes to believe that he can sing better than Simon Cowell. He also likes to fantasize about being a rapper from time to time and will attempt to 'freestyle' whenever possible in the middle of a set. He hopes that fans of Euphonism will appreciate him for his musical abilities rather than accepting him just for his looks.

Some readers may ask, "Isn't this profile too incredible to be true?"

Joe would like to respond to those "astute" readers with a question of his own, "Is the Pope Catholic?!"

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